Cheating On the Delivery Guy

Dear Diary:

Scene: The elevator of residential building in Midtown.

Building resident enters, carrying a bag of takeout food. Another man enters, dressed in a white apron and chef’s hat, delivering a meal from a nearby restaurant. They nod at each other in recognition.

Resident, glancing at his meal, which was clearly purchased from another restaurant, says sheepishly, “I’m cheating on you.”

Chef, with a “that’s life” resignation, says, “It has to happen sometimes.”

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